Me: (to my hubby) "Does my shirt smell like urine?
(I lift the middle of the shirt that I'm wearing so he can sniff).
Hubby: (sniffs my shirt) "No."
(hubby walks away)
Me: (calling after him) "Frankly, I'm kind of concerned that you're not even curious as to why I think my shirt might smell like urine.........!!!!!"
Story of my life. And just so you know, it wasn't MY urine.