Well, I did it. I done got me a Smartphone. Problem is, I think it's smarter than I am. And it knows it too.
Texting has never been my strong suit, and now I have this thing on my phone called Swype - or something like that. Anyway, I just move my finger around like it's having a seizure and if I'm lucky I hit the right keys and make a word.
But it's not always the right word. My problem is that I swipe my finger around really fast and I don't proofread what I'm typing because what's the fun in that?
Below is a recent conversation I had with my son....
For the record, I did not want to see them butter anything. I wanted to see them "both" and said "I can see butter anytime." Or rather, I tried to say it. The phone had other ideas.
As for the "Lol n kill" comment, I have absolutely NO idea what that was supposed to be, don't remember what I was trying to say anymore. But I'm pretty sure I wasn't going to laugh and then go kill something.
Another time I sent a text inviting them over to eat nachos but the phone invited them over to eat Navajo. That phone is just trying to get me into trouble. Seriously, I think my phone is out to get me.
This is why I am now trying to proofread before I send my texts. It's not nearly as much fun though......