Thursday, May 23, 2013
A Day In The Life (Of A Pastor's Wife) #9, My Clothing Malfunctions
Earlier today I left the grocery store and noticed that the zipper to my jeans was down. All the way down.
Clearly I was thrilled.
I mean, who WOULDN'T want to walk all around the store with your zipper down?
Yesterday I took my mom to the doctor and on a couple of errands. It wasn't until I was actually walking into the pharmacy that I noticed I was wearing my slippers.
Now maybe YOU don't mind wearing your slippers outside the house, but I do.
I like my slippers and I don't want to get them all ruined with rain and dirt and mud and all the other spring weather stuff we've got going on out there. Plus, I just refuse to wear my slippers to the store. Until yesterday, apparently.
One morning I grabbed my car keys and jumped into my car to run over to a friend's house to pick something up. I got all the way into the car and was backing down the driveway before I realized I was still wearing my pajama bottoms.
And......get this.....shoes. I was wearing shoes with my pajamas.
So apparently, I wear shoes with my pajamas, and slippers with my jeans, but I can't be bothered to zip those jeans up.
Now, I know how to get dressed. Really I do. But in the mornings I will often exchange my pajama top for a shirt and put the shirt on before I do my hair and makeup. That way I don't "muss" things up afterward by pulling a shirt on over it. So at any given time I may be walking around with a nice shirt, jewelry, earrings.......and pajama bottoms.
Once I thought I was all ready for church. My hair and makeup was done, earrings and necklace on and I was ready to go. I even had my coat on and was nearly ready to walk out the door. I was pulling on my boots before I realized that I was still wearing my pajama bottoms.
Oh, and I walked out of the church bathroom with a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I would have rocked that toilet paper all the way down the aisle if someone hadn't stopped me. Bless her.
So how YOU doin',,,,,,,,,,,? Any clothing malfunctions in your life?
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