Wednesday, May 8, 2013
A Day In The Life (Of A Pastor's Wife) #8, Hairballs And Me
My hair is layered. I am not sure if that has anything to do with my silly story but just thought I'd mention it up front like that. Just in case it's pertinent to the story.
Which it may or may not be. I don't know.
At church on Sunday I took a breath three different times and accidentally sucked some of my hair into my mouth.
Well, actually I took a breath MORE than three times because if I hadn't, I would be dead by now.
But back to the story So I'm standing there talking with someone at church, and suddenly I am inhaling my hair and sort of choking/gagging/coughing my hair out of my mouth.
Who does that?
And they are just standing there looking at me and probably wondering why I am trying to eat my hair. I was seriously wondering that too.
I teach a women's Sunday School class, and so later during my class I again managed to suck my hair into my mouth. Twice, because once is never enough. That may or may not be the name of a James Bond movie. Just sayin'........
I again manage to do my choking/gagging/coughing thing and the women are very sweetly and patiently waiting for me to stop choking on my hairball (and I don't even own a cat) and continue with my sentence.
You know, some important points that you might want to make have a slightly less impact when you have hair in your mouth.
I think it probably takes talent to suck your hair into your mouth.
You just tried it didn't you?
It tasted like hair spray, didn't it?
And now you know.
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