Thursday, January 24, 2013
Posts I'm Pretty Sure You'll Never See Me Write
Ever so often I feel the need to do a post about how difficult it is to come up with a post title.
The post title is supposed to lure you all in. To make you just dying to hop over here to my blog and read my post.
To mesmerize you and thrill you and attract you away from all the other blogs out there long enough to read MY blog post. And maybe even be moved enough to leave a comment.
The post title is supposed to get you all excited about what you're going to read. Or give you an idea of what you're going to read or tell you that you will find 10 Ways To Solve Your Problem....or whatever.
How am I supposed to find a relevant blog title for those times when I'm blogging about hairy legs, or pimples, or chocolate?
Half the time I spend more time trying to think up a post title than I do actually writing the post.
It's just too much stress. Match the post title to the post. Make sure it's clever and witty. Oh the pressure!
Sometimes I can come up with a post title. But then I can't figure out how to write a post that fits it.
So here are some post titles for posts that I'm pretty sure I will never write:
How I Stopped Eating Chocolate
The Day I Got Caught Up On All My Laundry
How To Have A "Perfect Hair" Day Every Day
Why I Cook Every Meal From Scratch
How To Improve Your Memory And....I'm Sorry, What Was I Saying?
Why I Will Never Allow A Computer In My Home Again
How To Train Your Husband To Always Ask For Directions When He Is Lost
How To Keep Yourself From Being Late All The Time: Just Don't Go Anywhere
How To Shave Your Legs Every Day....Especially During The Winter Season
How Not To Spoil Your Dog
How To Stop Your Children From Growing Up
How To Eat Anything You Want And Not Gain An Inch
Why I Love To Exercise
Why I Prefer Vegetables Over Chocolate
So, what are some of YOUR post titles that you will never write?
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