And That's Why Men Snore

It is 12:45 a.m. as I write this.

12:45 a.m.!!!!!!!

Will somebody please tell me why I am sitting here at the computer instead of going to bed?

I really never get on the computer this time of night (or rather, this time of morning).

I blame the caffeine.

I don't drink pop as much as I used to. And usually not pop with caffeine in it. But sometimes I just gotta splurge.

It's gotta be the caffeine.

Not much happens at 12:45 a.m., people.

Hmmmm.....maybe I should go to Walmart. I wonder if Walmart is open right now? I'll bet it is.

I know that some stores are open all night. Except then I'd have to get dressed, because unlike some people, I refuse to go out to the store in my pajamas. It's a generational thing.

And can you imagine what would happen if my family woke up in the middle of the night and wondered where I was?

Yeah, like they're going to do that.

They are men. Men are programmed to sleep through the night.

Unless they're baby men, and by that I mean actual babies. Then they wake up and scream "Feed me! Change me! Where is the t.v. remote?" and wake the mommies up.

While the daddies sleep peacefully on. Snoring blissfully.

And that's why men snore. To drown out the baby's cries. Only my babies are no longer crying and my hubby still snores sometimes. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that I might too.

Sigh.