Sometimes, if you weigh under five pounds, life can be difficult. Sometimes you will feel small in this world, and the only thing you can do is climb onto the highest object you can find. Sometimes you have big dreams, and all you can do is stare out the window and watch life, and the occasional cat, pass you by.
Sometimes, people will dress you up in itchy, embarrassing sweaters. Then they will take humiliating pictures of you. Then they will post these humiliating pictures on their blog.
Sometimes life isn't fair.