Hello! Pay no attention to the man (or woman) behind the curtain. I am just testing some things on here and needed a post to play around with. So pretend that you aren't reading this.
In fact, now would be a great time to write anything I wanted, since nobody is supposed to be reading this anyway.
It's just me, myself, and I on here, since I just told you all not to read this. You're not reading it are you? You're reading this, aren't you? Even after I said not to? How are you at following directions? Yeah, me neither. So if you're reading this, stop reading this. You're still reading this aren't you?
Now, it's just me on here. All by myself. Hmmmmm, it echoes in here.
Hello? Hello! Hello!
So how are you, momstheword?
Or, if I may be so bold, how are you, Nan? May I call you Nan? I'm fine, thank you. And you?
Now, I'm talking to myself.
Now, I'm talking to myself telling myself that I'm talking to myself. Sigh.
Is this thing on????
*clears throat* me, me, me, me, ahem, do, re, mi, fa, so, la, tea, I mean, ti, etc., etc.,
La La La La La La La La La
And so I sez to myself, Self? I sez....
I refuse to admit to writing this post on the grounds that it may intimidate me.....no, that's not right......irritate me? Nope, that's not right either. Initiate? Nope. Oh yeah, I refuse to admit to writing this post on the grounds that it may incoherent me.
Oh, and since you aren't reading this I can say that my hair is being stupid and I have a pimple on my chin.
I will also say that my hair and I are no longer speaking until it apologizes to me.
And I would apologize for using the word "stupid" but you're not reading this anyway, are you?