Figured I'd ramble today. Not that that is different from any other day. Notice how I have two "thats" in a row? That's because I used them twice in a row, not because I typed it twice. I'm smart like that. Just a little English lesson for ya.
So yesterday my neighbor woke me up because she was locked out of her house. Yes, I said woke me up. I am sooooo glad she doesn't read this blog or she'd find out. Anybody ever oversleep and are to embarrassed to admit it and hope that noone notices? Anybody then admit it on their blog? Oh, and I'm not telling you what time it was so don't ask. I'm not telling.
I never like to tell people that they woke me up if they woke me up. For one thing, it just makes them feel bad. So if you call me at 3:00 in the morning and ask if you woke me up, I am going to tell you "No, of course not! I am always up at 3 a.m. Isn't everybody?"
O.k., not really. I am soooo going to say "Well, um.....well.....yeah......sorry" and I will then apologize profusely to you for waking me up.
Do you think she noticed that I was still in my jammies? Do you think she noticed that my hair was sticking out in 5,000 directions, like I stuck my finger in a light socket? Has anybody noticed that whenever I choose some random big number, it's usually 5,000 or 50,000? Anybody know why I do that? Huh, me neither.
Since I forgot to take my little dog outside she then did her business on my floor right in front of the neighbor. Fortunately, the neighbor was talking on the phone and her back was turned so she didn't see it.
However, I imagine there is nothing wrong with her nose so I don't even want to know where she thought that smell was coming from.
Later, my mom went shopping and her car died. So she called me and I told her I'd come and pick her right up. Then my friend called and we were chatting about this big thing that's coming up in her life......and I totally forgot about my poor mom. Whose car died. In the hot sun. Did I mention her car died in the hot sun?
Fortunately, her car died in front of a store. And I really wasn't on the phone but a few minutes, but still.....
So what do you suppose happened when I made extra chicken for dinner? Well, I set them out to cool, totally forgot about them for several hours. Um, yeah. So much for the leftovers.
Don't ya love it when you get distracted and.......um......what was I saying?
Is anybody getting motion sickness from all this jumping around?
Oh, and I totally forgot it was Friday again so no pictures either. However, you can pop over and visit Alicia's blog to see everybody else's flashback pictures.