I feel that I should apologize to you all. I did this "test" to find out this blog's "Reading Level" and this is what they came up with....sigh!
I do apologize. I would love to elevate you all above the level of the mundane. I love my readers and I would love to be able to be the one who lifts you up to bigger and greater things. Who causes you to think and ponder about such things like Quantam Physics and Blackholes, why did the chicken really cross the road?, and the most scientifically correct way to diaper a baby who is squirming at ninety miles an hour.
I would love to have you come away from here knowing exactly how to repair a misfiring rocket, or how to fix a twelve-course meal out of only two toothpicks and a bandaid, clean your home in two seconds while your mother-in-law is beating a path to your door), learn another language, rebuild an engine, fix your computer, hold your breath for 45 minutes while changing a poopy diaper, stitch up a wound, know what a Quark is, or remove someone's appendix (while I lie passed out on the floor from all that blood....).
Oh, if you could only come away from here, ready to take on the world. Bursting at the seams with ideas of how to redecorate your home with only dryer lint, or 1001 ways to make a great meal using only a can of Spam (hey, don't knock it, we actually like the stuff. I know....ooooh, sad!). If only you could come away from here with the knowledge of how to purchase $15,000 worth of groceries using only one coupon and a smile.
Alas, this is not that blog. There are lots of awesome blogs out there that can probably teach you that stuff, but this is not one of them. So if you leave here with an overwhelming desire to pick your nose and wipe it on your sleeve, now you'll know why. My humblest apologies.....sniff...snort....sob!